Diddly Squat. Pigs Might Fly

Get tucked in to a third bestselling helping of Clarkson’s Farm from our favourite wellie-wearing wannabe farmer, Jeremy Clarkson

‘Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud’ Daily Telegraph

‘Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches’ Time Out

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After three years, Jeremy Clarkson has discovered the golden rule of farming:

whatever you hope will happen, won’t.

Enthusiastic schemes to diversify face defeat at the hands of the Council Planning department, or derision from Kaleb. Jeremy’s plans for a business empire founded on rewilding and nettle soup are doubted by Lisa. And the stifling thickets of red tape keep only one person smiling – Cheerful Charlie, who charges by the hour.

But the animals couldn’t be happier. A rented bull called Break-Heart Maestro is delighting the cows. The pigs are bringing home the bacon. And the goats are . . . most probably psychopaths.

Yet on the good days it hard not to be optimistic.

Where else do you get to harvest blackberries with a vacuum cleaner?

Maybe it’s not just Break-heart Maestro who gets a happy ending?

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Readers are loving Diddly Squat: Pigs Might Fly

‘Another funny book from Jeremy. This one made me chuckle but, my only complaint it’s too short. I wanted more. Hopefully Another book is being written as we speak’ ***** Reader Review

‘I love the show and I love the books. Both make me chuckle but have also given me an insight into farming and how hard farming is’ **** Reader Review

‘I’ve read the previous books and loved those as well.
Witty and funny with depth and a bit of seriousness’ **** Reader Review

‘Loved it, quickest book I’ve ever read. Can’t wait for the next Clarkson instalment’ **** Reader Review